Ming is student in grade one of elementary school. One day , he learned 4 words “ Country” , “ Party”, “society”, and “ people” in the school , and teacher asked students to make a sentence , which included these 4 words.
At night , Ming did not understood how to do the homework , then asked father to help him. His father said to Ming, “ Everything comes from the Country , so your grandmother is the ‘Country’. The most powerful thing comes from the Party, so your father is the ‘Party’ in the family. ‘ Society’ serves for the Country and Party like your mother. And the whole things work for the people , so you are the ‘people’ in the family. "
However , Ming still did not know how to make a sentence until the midnight. He went to ask grandmother , but she already fell sleep. Then , Ming went to parents’ bedroom . At that time , his parents were making love in the bed . How angry his father is as Ming into his bedroom. As a result , Ming was hit like a potato thrown out of the father’ bedroom.
As cry in bed , Ming suddenly knew how to make a sentence .And this wonderful sentence is
“ As the ‘Country ‘ sleeping deeply, the ‘Party’ are fucking the ‘ society’ who groan in agony , only the ‘ people ‘ weeping secretly.”
2007年2月24日星期六
2007年2月21日星期三
Basketball literacy
Basketball literacy
From my memory , I began to touch basketball game as I just went to middle school . At that
time, a very popular Japanese cartoon about basketball game showed on TV. It made me
shaking about how cool the man playing basketball. From then on , I fell in love with basketball
game and tried to learn to play it . As loving this game deeper and deeper, I spent a lot of time
to practice , in order to improve the technique skill fast. Meanwhile , I also began to understand
what the real basketball was. In the match , playing basketball is not to show your own ability and skill , the key aim is how to develop the teamwork to win the game. Because of addicting to basketball game , I also became to feel interested about basketball culture , such as basketball language , street basketball , hip-hop, and basketball clothes, which push me more crazy about this sports.
From my memory , I began to touch basketball game as I just went to middle school . At that
time, a very popular Japanese cartoon about basketball game showed on TV. It made me
shaking about how cool the man playing basketball. From then on , I fell in love with basketball
game and tried to learn to play it . As loving this game deeper and deeper, I spent a lot of time
to practice , in order to improve the technique skill fast. Meanwhile , I also began to understand
what the real basketball was. In the match , playing basketball is not to show your own ability and skill , the key aim is how to develop the teamwork to win the game. Because of addicting to basketball game , I also became to feel interested about basketball culture , such as basketball language , street basketball , hip-hop, and basketball clothes, which push me more crazy about this sports.
2007年2月18日星期日
Everyday i feel boring, so i begin to miss you . You are the best in my heart and i love you more
and more deeply throught the days . I need you living with me and string alone with me day
and night . During these days mixing together, i feel i can not live without you . However , last
night of the New Year , i told to my mother about our relationship . My mother disagree that we
get together , because she said that raising pig in house is illegal.
HAPPY NEW YEAR AND ENJOY PIG YEAR ===========my pigs
and more deeply throught the days . I need you living with me and string alone with me day
and night . During these days mixing together, i feel i can not live without you . However , last
night of the New Year , i told to my mother about our relationship . My mother disagree that we
get together , because she said that raising pig in house is illegal.
HAPPY NEW YEAR AND ENJOY PIG YEAR ===========my pigs
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